Prep the Kale: Rinse + pat dry. Remove the tough stems from the kale, then place it in a food processor or ninja blender. Repeat the process with the cabbage!
The Magic of Massage: In a large bowl, drizzle the kale with olive oil (or avocado oil). Using your hands, gently massage the oil into the kale for a good 2-3 minutes, until the leaves become softened and slightly darker in color. Let the massaged kale rest for 5-10 minutes while you prepare the other ingredients.
Whisk Up the Dressing: In a separate bowl, whisk together the oil, apple cider vinegar, maple syrup, Dijon mustard, salt, and pepper.
The Grand Assembly: Add the chopped green cabbage and toasted almonds to the massaged kale. Pour the dressing over the salad and toss everything together until well combined.